A guy from the gas company knocks on a lady’s door. He has on a pair of coverall type things even though it’s really hot. She lets him in and he’s like, “What seems to be the problem?” She’s like, “I think I smell gas!” So he goes into the kitchen by her stove and then sniffs the air. Then he goes to the window and is like, “That smell is tar. Your neighbors are re-tarring their driveway.” The lady looks out and her neighbors have hired some guys who are out there, loudy spreading hot tar on the driveway with tar-brooms. She’s like, “Oh. I’m sorry! Do you want to have sex?” And he’s like, “No, I don’t have sex with people who are stupid.”

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