truethings Asked
QuestionApparently you moved to Los Angeles. Are you interested in being best friends? Any by best friends I mean going to Jumbo's Clown Room. Answer

I did move to LA. Mostly because the strip clubs have amazing names.
  1. Date Posted Icon 15th June 2013
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Anonymous Asked
QuestionMay I punch you in the head? Answer

I wouldn’t want you to take time out from your busy schedule of being horrible.
  1. Date Posted Icon 15th June 2013
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if I must I must.

if I must I must.

  1. Date Posted Icon 14th June 2013
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not to perv out but GILLIAN ANDERSON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

not to perv out but GILLIAN ANDERSON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

  1. Date Posted Icon 14th June 2013
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moron4hire Asked
QuestionI grew up in the country, where somehow even the worst cooks had at least one amazing recipe. It took moving to Philly--and now DC (with plenty of Baltimore in the mix)--to learn that people take jokes about fried chicken or rice or pasta seriously. There is a "certain people eat certain food" vibe in these cities, whereas the sticks seemed more accepting, albeit of fewer options. Is food-segregation something of which you're aware? Do you find it in NYC? If so, is it just an East Coast thing? Answer

I’m not quite sure what you’re asking, but I would never make a “joke” about pasta. There are some things that comedians should just consider “off-limits” in the interest of taste.

*also I live in LA now.
  1. Date Posted Icon 13th June 2013
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