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I am thrilled to say that I will be recapping American Horror Story for Vulture again this season, and equally as devastated that Den and I are not yet SpaCastle buddies.

“As a rule, don’t talk about the tits of people you don’t know directly at them.” - Emily Post.

If I remember correctly it has some kind of origin in “hobo slang.” You know, back when hobos were William Powell and not the scary lady who hangs by my train station and calls me a “wetback.”

I guess it’s my own fault for leaving the Ask box on, and perhaps it is kindly meant, but please consider what a righteously creepy thing this is to write to a stranger. I’m not a phone sex line. Go pound sand.

This is flattering and kind, but you should concentrate on forming attachments to real people and not disembodied bylines of poorly adjusted women who would only use your house as a new delivery area with which to prank Papa Johns.

Thanks, mom!

No man, no, I live outside their delivery area.