May 2011
56 posts
Yet more of my disturbing, nigh-on litigable love... →
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More Will Ferrell Movies Based On Raymond Carver...
-Will You Please Be Quiet Please, Guy Who is Shouting? -Where I’m Shouting From -What We Shout About When We Shout About Love -[A Previously Unpublished One About a Silly Guy Who Shouts] -Call Me If You Need Me (Or Just Shout Super Loud!) -Shout Cuts
More dangerous and unqualified sex advice! →
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Hell Yes, I Will Plan Your Baby Shower
Let’s all send an “accidental” sext to our dads! Then read the response sexts aloud! Let’s all change our relationship statuses and see who gets the most comments! Let’s all tweet about respecting women and see who gets the most Favstar.fms! Let’s all Tumblr about body image and see who gets the most likes! Let’s all put a Missed Connection for a bald guy...
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Prince, Are You Hungry? A Short List of Food...
Cherries Cinnamon Raspberry Cookie Cream Bananas Nuts Doves
Your guaranteed infantile laugh for the day. →
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Tonight I threatened to call a Twitter follower and sing an unsexy version of “Pony.” The people asked — nay demanded — that we make “Unsexy Pony” a reality.
I am a servant of the public, you guys. GIDDYUP!
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Some of Many Imagined Conversations Between...
Scarlett Johansson: “Milk” was great. Sean Penn: Oh, thanks. Scarlett Johansson: No, seriously, you were great in it. Sean Penn: Thank you, it was an honor to work with Gus Van Sant. Scarlett Johansson: Hey, when’s your birthday? Sean Penn: August 17. Scarlett Johansson: Oh, a Leo. That makes sense. I’m a Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp, but I’m way more Sadge. Do you think...
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More Half-Truths About David Duchovny
- Duchovny’s father initially spelled their family name without an H. This was mostly to avoid pronunciation problems, but also because “Duchovny” is Kyrgyz for “duck rape.” - The year he graduated from Princeton, Duchovny’s poetry received an honorable mention from the American Society of Poets. The work in question was actually a MadLib about a zoo picnic from...
