HI GUYS! So, remember when I closed my askbox and did a marathon Q&A? Remember how fun that was, those of you who didn’t unfollow me or ask if my next act was burning myself with a curling iron? I’m going to have a weekly column where I talk about sex and dating and stooooooooop doing that I’m right here. Many of you are married or tweens I met in a “Drake and...
Titles of Books if Chosen By the Author of “Swiss Family Robinson” Russian Family Karenin Italian Family Corleone African American Family Waller (né Kinte) Colombian Family Buendía Dune Family Atreides Title of “Swiss Family Robinson” If Chosen By Anybody Else Than the Guy Who Wrote “Swiss Family Robinson” YOU GUYSSSSS The Robinsons Live in a Sweet Treehouse,...
Rhetorical Movie Titles, Answered
Who’s Harry Crumb? “Harry Crumb” is the name of an inept private detective played by the actor John Candy. Dude, Where’s My Car? Behind the mail truck the whole time. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? Microrganisms that subsist on dead skin. What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? She became an alcoholic murderer. Shall We Dance? Yes, in many scenes. Why Do Fools Fall in Love?...
Notable Bruce Willis Deaths
- killed by Demi Moore - killed by Dustin Hoffman - killed by David Morse - killed by Richard Gere - killed by Marcel Iureş - killed by Michael Madsen - killed by Naveen Andrews / Freddy Rodriguez - old age - already dead - explodes
Terrible Rollerderby Names
Kelly Rape-a Amber Alert Tamblyn The Charred Remains of the Daniel Day Lewis Bludgeon Leguizamo Meredith Baxter Burnvictim Maul Reiser William Careless Williams
Innocuous Slogans That Would Sound Scary If...
In here, it’s always Friday. Think outside the bun. If you don’t have an iPhone, well, you don’t have an iPhone. What’s in your Wallet? Get the door, it’s Domino’s!
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