love the tumblr. per the moniker, and with no rudeness intended-- what's your bra size?
Are you birthday shopping? I said I wanted an animatronic shark.
Things That Would Be Great Names for Birth Control Pills if They Weren't Already Things
- Ortho Grow
- Jhumpa Lahiri
Where do most terms for sexual slang come from? I mean really. "Blowjob" doesn't even make any sense.
Do I look like William Safire’s perverted ghost?