December 2011
35 posts
I can't help but think that maybe if we lived closer, and I was more attractive, and possibly wealthy, and you were blind or had lost a bet, we could be dating. Am I wrong about this?
Oh my God, don’t date bloggers, we’re horrible.
Extracurriculars Offered at the Bonnie Tyler School for Boys
- Swimming
- Fencing
- Dancing
- Prancing
- Ninjary
- Gymnastics..?
- Deportment
- Climbing Up Stairs While Dressed Like a Greaser
- Batik Curtain Painting
- Dove Falconry
- Indoor Running
- Intro to Giant Fans
- Pantsuits
- Glowing
- Freaking Out
- Flying
- Choir
